The Demon of Fun 

I’m a bitch.
I like mischief.
I think mean thoughts about people.
Some people I find really annoying 
But not everybody’s gonna be my best friend
But sometimes it’s fun to pretend
yeah. 
It’s fun to pretend 
To be your friend.

I love well channeled violence
There’s nothing like punching the shit out of a bag
I have very few possessions
But I do like my weapons
I am so delightfully selfish 

I don’t care about politics.
Sue me.
But if you do
I’m fine with it.
You do you
Imma do me.

We’re all a bunch of animals who have learned how to play nice. 
It may serve you well to be afraid of me.

I do 
bite. 

raarrrr!